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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Phonte: My Hero Aint Molest Them Bitch Ass Kids
Phonte from one of the most underrated rap groups Little Brother blogs about Michael Jackson...the shit is so true I wish that I could have wrote it. Catch Phonte on http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=214032136
I haven’t been compelled to blog in a long time.
In an era where everybody is twittering and text-messaging their lives away, a well-thought out essay that extends past 140 characters is quickly becoming a thing of the past.
But when our universe lost its brightest star on June 25, 2009, I felt a deep, overwhelming sadness that I haven’t experienced in many years and I felt moved to say….something.
My hero, Michael Joseph Jackson, is dead.
Honestly I’m still trying to process it, almost like the loss of a much-loved family member. I mean, hell, to many of us Michael WAS family. Much like Nike, or Coca-Cola, or McDonalds, Michael Jackson wasn’t so much a person as he was a living, breathing, American institution; a ubiquitous force that has seemingly existed forever and one that we couldn’t imagine a world without. Seeing Michael onstage was less like watching a musician perform and more akin to witnessing a magician at work.
But contrary to his otherworldly stage presence and magical aura, the man we called The King of Pop proved to be a mere mortal. And now my hero, Michael Joseph Jackson, is dead.
What isn’t dead, unfortunately, is the cloud of false accusations, unsubstantiated rumors, myths, slander, and outright lies that surround his life and his legacy. The greatest myth regarding Michael Jackson is that he was a pedophile who preyed on young children.
It is my belief now, just as it was 16 years ago, that the charges brought against Michael during his 1993 sexual abuse case were false. The allegations made by Jordan Chandler (the accuser) and his father Evan Chandler always seemed suspect to me for a few reasons:
1. Ask the average parent whether they’d want justice or money for their abused child and more than likely they’d say justice, if for no other reason than to protect their child (and other children) from a future attack. The fact that Evan Chandler was willing to essentially let Michael off the hook for a few million (reportedly 2-3), made their case seem like a well-orchestrated extortion attempt. In regards to the case, Evan was later caught on tape saying, “If I go through with this, I win big time. There’s no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever…Michael’s career will be over.” Notice that homeboy ain’t mention jack shit about his son. So much for being a concerned father…
2. Generally when victims of abuse come out with allegations against someone, other victims come forward to corroborate their story (i.e. the Catholic Church scandal, where a few parties came forward and it later led to thousands).
Very rarely do child molesters stop at just one kid, or even two for that matter. An alleged pedophile with only two accusers is kinda like an alleged serial killer with only one body. Or an alleged sneaker addict with only two pairs of Jordans in his closet. It just doesn’t make any logical sense, nor does it coincide with the recurring psychological characteristics of most people who fall into those categories.
In the case of Michael Jackson vs. the Chandler family, not a single corroborating witness could be found to help prosecute the case and after raids were conducted on several of Jackson’s homes, no hard evidence of sexual abuse was gathered.
Michael later settled the Chandler case out of court, not as an admission of guilt, but at the behest of his lawyers and financial advisors who warned him that a criminal trial could cost him millions of dollars in legal fees, as well as the loss of hundreds of millions in touring and endorsement revenue. With the Chandler case finally over, Michael continued to tour and released his greatest hits package “HIStory” in 1995. Ten years later though, he would face another trial that, in my opinion, would be the one to literally and figuratively, kill him.
Martin Bashir’s heinous, Machiavellian documentary “Living With Michael Jackson” aired in 2003. It was in this documentary that Mike (albeit foolishly) talked about his fondness for sharing his bed with children, and was seen holding hands with a young boy. Shortly afterwards the young boy from the documentary, 13 year-old Gavin Arvizo (a cancer survivor who had all his medical bills paid for by Michael), accused him of sexual abuse.
When Mike’s case against Arvizo hit airwaves in 2005, I must admit that I had my doubts. Much like the Chris Rock joke, I too shook my head in disbelief and said “ANOTHER kid!?! Mike, what the fuck?!! How could you be THAT stupid?!?!” As the case unraveled though, the financial motivations of the accuser’s family became much more apparent.
Similar to the Chandler case from ‘93, the prosecution couldn’t produce any credible witnesses to corroborate Arvizo’s testimony against Michael. Many of the prosecution’s witnesses were either former employees of Michael who had financial disputes with him, or had criminal convictions themselves. Arvizo’s testimony contradicted previous statements he’d made to officials saying that nothing ever took place between him and Michael, and Arvizo’s mother Janet Arvizo, an eccentric woman with a prior conviction for welfare fraud, single-handedly killed the case with her flippant remarks on the witness stand and overall bizarre courtroom behavior.
Actor Macaulay Culkin came forward in Michael’s defense and testified that no inappropriate behavior ever took place during their many times together, as did many other associates who had spent time at Neverland. Ultimately, Michael emerged from the Arvizo case with a Not Guilty verdict on all counts, but it proved to be a pyrrhic victory. The damage was already done. In the court of popular opinion, The King of Pop was an unrepentant child molestor.
When defending Michael Jackson against his detractors, I am often asked if I would let one of my sons sleep over at his house. The answer is no. Shit, I wouldn’t let my sons sleep over at YOUR house. But that doesn’t make you a pedophile, it just makes me a concerned and protective dad who doesn’t leave his kids around people I personally don’t know well enough to trust.
When it came to children, the only thing Michael was guilty of in my opinion, was naivete. While cuddling in the bed with children isn’t technically illegal, it does violate several social norms; norms that a man who dresses funny, lives at an amusement park and refers to himself as “Peter Pan” would certainly pay a higher price for breaking. When I hear the tales of Michael laying in bed with those children, watching movies, tickling, and engaging in general horseplay, it sounds less like the work of a pedophile and more like the actions of a man trying to experience a childhood he never had.
During his investigation for the Arvizo trial, Michael was examined by Dr. Stan Katz, a clinical psychologist who concluded that Michael didn’t fit the profile of a pedophile but instead that of a regressed 10 year old, an analysis which I agree with wholeheartedly. I mean after all, only a person with the simple, unsuspecting mind of a child could truly believe they could sleep in the same bed as their pre-pubescent buddies and not pay a price for it.
Still, the most saddening myth surrounding Michael’s life is that he was ashamed to be Black. During the mid 80’s, in the midst of his ever-changing skin complexion and facial features, popular opinion in the Black community was that Mike was a sellout. This was an opinion that would unfortunately haunt him for the rest of his life, but a closer look reveals quite the opposite.
As echoed by my man Scorpeze of the house music duo Windimoto in his excellent blog, Michael Jackson never tried to disown or separate himself from his Blackness at any point in his career. In fact, he was probably the most openly pro-Black pop entertainer of his time. Michael Jackson ashamed to be Black? I mean, this was the same guy who:
-portrayed Black people as kings and queens in ancient Egypt (”Remember the Time” video)
-called Tommy Mottola (his then label boss) a devil and a racist
-sang “white man’s gotta make a change” live on the Grammies in ‘88
-sang about a beautiful African woman in “Liberian Girl”
-featured an African chant at the end of “Wanna Be Startin Somethin”
-donated over $25 million to the United Negro College Fund
-sang “I ain’t scared of no sheets” in “Black or White” and upped the ante by morphing into a BLACK PANTHER at the video’s end
-wrote a song called “They Don’t Really Care About Us,” with a Spike Lee-directed video that featured prisoners raising the Black power fist
-uhhh “We Are The World” and USA for Africa, anyone?
What about this man wasn’t Black enough? Was it his battle with vitiligo and how it caused skin discoloration? Was it his excessive facial surgeries, due I’m sure in no small part to the teasing and ridicule he faced about his looks as a teenager?
Why did we turn our collective backs on a man who always reminded us that he never forgot who he was, or more importantly, whose he was?
This essay is my plea to all people who consider themselves a fan of Michael Jackson, but especially to Black people: Don’t let them talk about our Brother. Don’t let his naysayers convict him of crimes that were never proven. Don’t let people reduce the memory of one of our greatest heroes to that of a weird guy who wore a shiny glove and molested little boys.
When Elvis Presley died, did the media remember him as an overweight, drug-abusing racist who dated a 14 year-old, or was he eulogized as The King of Rock and Roll?
When Woody Allen dies, do you think the media will focus on the controversy behind him marrying his own stepdaughter, or on the films “Annie Hall” and “Manhattan” and how great they were? (Ditto for Jerry Lee Lewis, the rock and roll pioneer who married his 13-year old cousin.)
When people accuse Michael of being a pedophile or a child molester, ask them to provide hard evidence. Ask them to provide an opinion rooted in fact, rather than one based on gossip, hearsay, and conjecture. Chances are, they won’t be able to. The Black community has done a great disservice in not reciprocating the love that Michael Jackson showed us when he was alive. The least we can do in honoring his death is ensure that his legacy is remembered properly for future generations.
Was Michael Jackson a weirdo? Of course he was a weirdo.
But maybe if you had been in the public eye since you were 7, had grown ass women throwing themselves at you since you were 13, suffered physical abuse at the hands of your father, watched your father and older brothers engage in sex with groupies on tour as a child, were called “Big Nose” and “ugly” by both family members AND fans, developed a skin disease that took away the one thing you repeatedly expressed your pride for, and spent the last half of your life as the most famous person on Earth, you’d probably be a bit of a weirdo too.
I am not attempting to paint Michael Jackson as a saint, as no man ever lives up to such a lofty title. But to me, the phrase “no good deed goes unpunished” seems to sum up Michael Jackson’s life more than ever.
Why would people try to tear down a man who constantly used his power, money, and influence to help others?
Why would people express such disgust and contempt for a man who constantly sang of love and peace, and used his talent to entertain, uplift, and inspire millions?
Tell em that its human nature, I suppose…
Rest in Peace, Brother Michael. I love and miss you dearly.
Maino-If Tomorrow Comes
01. Million Bucks ( featuring Swizz Beatz) 2:57
02. Scene 1: If Tomorrow Comes… 1:20
03. Back To Life (featuring Pusha! Montana) 3:14
04. Remember My Name 3:46
05. Gangsta (featuring B.G.) 4:35
06. Scene 2: The Meeting 0:39
07. All The Above (featuring T-Pain) 5:15
08. Here Comes Trouble 3:14
09. Scene 3: Hating 1:09
10. Hi Hater 3:37
11. Let’s Make A Movie 4:02
12. Kill You 3:05
13. Scene 4: Contemplating 0:48
14. Runaway Slave 3:58
15. Soldier 4:11
16. Hood Love (featuring Trey Songz) 4:12
17. Floating 3:26
18. Scene 5: The Phone Call 0:44
19. Celebrate 10:54
Download
http://www.newbix.net/redirector.php?url=http://link-protector.com/x-124925
Alchemist-Chemical Warfare
01. Intro 0:58
02. ALC Theme Ft. Kool G Rap 3:49
03. Lose Your Life Ft. Snoop Dogg, Pusha T And Jadakiss 4:28
04. Chemical Warfare Ft. Eminem 1:33
05. Grand Concourse Benches Ft. Krs-One 5:23
06. Therapy Ft. Evidence, Blu, Talib Kweli And Kid Cudi 5:22
07. That'll Work Ft. Three 6 Mafia And Juvenile 5:00
08. Smile Ft. Maxwell And Twista 4:43
09. Keep The Heels On Ft. Prodigy 3:45
10. Acts Of Violence Ft. Gangrene (Ohno And Alchemist) 5:22
11. Lights, Cameras, Action Ft. Lil' Fame 1:40
12. Some Gangster sh*t Ft. Fabolous 2:00
13. On Sight Ft. Dogg Pound And La 3:46
14. Take A Look Back 5:29
15. Under Siege (Bonus) 2:13
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BAXWHK9T
Trey Songz "Anticipation" Mixtape
1. Famous (3:38)
2. Showerlude (1:20)
3. Scratchin Me Up (4:08)
4. Does She Know (4:07)
5. Infidelity (3:43)
6. You Belong To Me (3:54)
7. More Than That (4:06)
8. On Top (4:14)
9. It Would Be (3:40)
10. Make It Rain (3:59)
11. Yo Side Of The Bed (4:09)
12. She Aint My Gurl (4:05)
13. Successful (Live) (3:33)
Download
http://www.mediafire.com/?25wjdozur5i
Monday, June 29, 2009
WTF (DC Edition)
Brianna and I were up in D.C. at the Carnival and this random guy was walking the streets talking bout Jesus..but in a crackheadish way..lol.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Ginuwine-A Man's Thought's
01. Interlude 1:10
02. Show Off 3:21
03. Trouble (Featuring Bun B) 4:01
04. Last Chance 4:29
05. Interlude 1:15
06. One Time For Love 4:38
07. Open The Door 3:45
08. Get Involved (Featuring Timbaland & Missy Elliott) 3:38
09. Orchestra 3:31
10. Touch Me 4:13
11. Lying To Each Other 3:41
12. Even When I’m Mad 3:33
13. Bridge To Love (Featuring Brandy) 4:00
14. Used To Be The One 4:29
Download
http://link-protector.com/x-118741
Download
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HWKII16J
Friday, June 26, 2009
America's Top Public High Schools
Out of thousands upon thousands of schools Newsweek made a list of the Top 1500. It's really cool that Stone Bridge (my old high school) got 164..even though its bullshit that Broad Run gets 154..I think they were just trying to fuck with us and make our rivalry worse. Langley McLean Va. 3.807 1 76
108 Lake Braddock Burke Va. 3.705 13 60
115 McLean McLean Va. 3.626 8 65
128 Wakefield Arlington Va. 3.5 43 39
132 Centreville Clifton Va. 3.442 17 51
134 Fairfax Fairfax Va. 3.429 20 45
137 Chantilly Chantilly Va. 3.389 12 50
146 Loudoun Valley Purcellville Va. 3.322 5 52
154 Broad Run Ashburn Va. 3.277 11 41
158 Oakton Vienna Va. 3.243 9 60
160 Marshall** ** Fairfax Va. 3.239 18 61
164 Stone Bridge Ashburn Va. 3.215 5 56
The school that I was supposed to go to while living in Maryland...High Point ranked 987..honestly Im surprised it even ranked cuz everyone is reckless over there..lol.But Im glad my parents moved me to Va for two years...thats like an 800 drop after Stone Bridge...lolDAMN!!..to check out how your schools did just hit the link..
http://www.newsweek.com/id/201160/?s=md&q=2009/rank/1
Method Man & RedMan- International Girl
One of my favorite tracks off their new album...GO PICK IT UP...support real hip hop.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
The EVENTS OF YESTERDAY 6-24-09...THE Fox pt 2.
Wednesday. Friends come outside of my crib...we chill smoke ..talk bout random stuff. I tell them that my uncle found out where the fox lived...and theres a fox hold under my steps. Nobody believes me ..and then guess who comes decides to walk by us...
Im like awwwwwwwww shittt it just looks at us and walks into my yard..we jump in the car and just look at it..then a friend decides to seach up fox bites on youtube..and shows me how a rapid fox will just jump on u and bite you and give you rabies...and if you get rabies and dont get the shots needed it can be fatal.Then everyone has the windows up except for one nigga...and then of course somebody is like "What if it jumped thru the window"..(weed=paranoia) so we roll up the windows ..talk about it some more and then I get out the car to walk to the front of my house...in the dark...with the fox living under my doorstep.
WTF.
Im like awwwwwwwww shittt it just looks at us and walks into my yard..we jump in the car and just look at it..then a friend decides to seach up fox bites on youtube..and shows me how a rapid fox will just jump on u and bite you and give you rabies...and if you get rabies and dont get the shots needed it can be fatal.Then everyone has the windows up except for one nigga...and then of course somebody is like "What if it jumped thru the window"..(weed=paranoia) so we roll up the windows ..talk about it some more and then I get out the car to walk to the front of my house...in the dark...with the fox living under my doorstep.
WTF.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
THE EVENTS OF YESTERDAY...6-23-09..I CANT MAKE THIS UP!!
Yesterday Im chilling outside talking to my best friend/next door neighbor Danielle..this is at like 11 pm..just cooling it talking to each other..that random shit..and I see a car pull up to my crib and 4 niggas walk out and walk to my house ..im like 
?? niggas tryna jump me out here?? FUck that..so I walk over to my crib ready like Ima get one of these niggas before I go down.
Turns out to be my niggas ..who came thru and was lookin for a place to smoke..
Random?? Very..I was like nah...cuz everybody is home ...so they just light up in front of my house..start hitting the J's ..and im like damn this is some good ass weed..(side note..i used 2 smoke alot when i went to odu but i stopped when i came home) and I know its some good ass weed cuz it feels like a shotgun hit my chest and I start tripping ..u kno doin that lil shit like
lol..so we start cooling it ..just talkin bout random shit for like an hour or so. When Danielle and I were talking earlier a Fox came out of nowhere and just came 10 feet away from us and stared at us . ..So it just stares at us for like 20 seconds..and we are chillin like ..do we run or just chill....newayz it goes away.SO newayz all of us are chillin after smokin..and out of nowhere this fuckin fox comes back...everybody hops in the whip..a 5 seat whip..it was 6 of us..so Im the only nigga outside and this fox comes in the middle of the street and just looks at me like 
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A SIGN..CUZ NO FOX JUST STARES AT U TWICE..FOR NO FUCKIN REASON...so..WHEN I FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT SHIT MEANS..Ill get back to yal..lol.
?? niggas tryna jump me out here?? FUck that..so I walk over to my crib ready like Ima get one of these niggas before I go down.Turns out to be my niggas ..who came thru and was lookin for a place to smoke..
Random?? Very..I was like nah...cuz everybody is home ...so they just light up in front of my house..start hitting the J's ..and im like damn this is some good ass weed..(side note..i used 2 smoke alot when i went to odu but i stopped when i came home) and I know its some good ass weed cuz it feels like a shotgun hit my chest and I start tripping ..u kno doin that lil shit like
lol..so we start cooling it ..just talkin bout random shit for like an hour or so. When Danielle and I were talking earlier a Fox came out of nowhere and just came 10 feet away from us and stared at us . ..So it just stares at us for like 20 seconds..and we are chillin like ..do we run or just chill....newayz it goes away.SO newayz all of us are chillin after smokin..and out of nowhere this fuckin fox comes back...everybody hops in the whip..a 5 seat whip..it was 6 of us..so Im the only nigga outside and this fox comes in the middle of the street and just looks at me like 
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A SIGN..CUZ NO FOX JUST STARES AT U TWICE..FOR NO FUCKIN REASON...so..WHEN I FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT SHIT MEANS..Ill get back to yal..lol.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Charlemagne The God rips Dorian from College Hill
apparently Dorians naked pics got put out there..lol..listen as he tries to explain himself and say that hes not really gay.YES THATS CALLED A EPIC FAIL.
LISTEN TO THE VIDEO...
LISTEN TO THE VIDEO...
What Happens when u cancel ur child's World of Warcraft?
Psycho white kids take #38943943. Check out what this kid does at 1:10 ..what a weirdo.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Kobe & Lebron the last three commercials..(In case you missed it)
lol..fuck u kobe.
did kobe just say "my brother"???
Lil Dez was a geek before now all of a sudden hes Lil Bow Wow?? NOOOOOOOOOO!
did kobe just say "my brother"???
Lil Dez was a geek before now all of a sudden hes Lil Bow Wow?? NOOOOOOOOOO!
50 Cent -War Angel LP
The only thing I can tell you is that ..this sounds like the Ol Fifty..that gritty..I dont give a fuck type..Get Rich or Die Tryin shit..not that Elmo sing along type crap he was putting out in past months..go head and peep it...
Download
http://www.zshare.net/download/6147043287e17939/
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
So thats what the Cosco sized can of Whoop Ass looks like!!
Woman gets her ass whooped in a salon...sad..cuz it looks like she dosen't even know why her ass is getting beat..and everytime she argues..its gets her ass whooped more..smh.
Monday, June 15, 2009
New shit.
Yes Yes ...your boy is Back on my Bullshit..bringing you that new music..get hyped fools!
Lupe Fiasco - Play with Fire http://usershare.net/66zyiy3mni8m
Lil Wayne -Go Getter http://usershare.net/nrd8o0r8e3nq
T-Pain- Know your Name http://usershare.net/ubkz84s7ot78
Lil Wayne-Told Yal http://usershare.net/djlu0izskpdj
Trey Songz ft Gucci Mane & Soulja Boy - LOL http://usershare.net/vzrnzfh2ml3w
New Impressions -http://www.sendspace.com/file/sr91o0
New Impressions -http://www.sendspace.com/file/um8e2c
Lupe Fiasco - Play with Fire http://usershare.net/66zyiy3mni8m
Lil Wayne -Go Getter http://usershare.net/nrd8o0r8e3nq
T-Pain- Know your Name http://usershare.net/ubkz84s7ot78
Lil Wayne-Told Yal http://usershare.net/djlu0izskpdj
Trey Songz ft Gucci Mane & Soulja Boy - LOL http://usershare.net/vzrnzfh2ml3w
New Impressions -http://www.sendspace.com/file/sr91o0
New Impressions -http://www.sendspace.com/file/um8e2c
Lil Wayne's New Condoms??
So your boy Lil Wayne has his own line of condoms coming out called "Strapped"...I guess its a play off his song "Always Strapped"...anyways ...the advertising makes him look gay to me..straight up..the only way to advertise a line of condoms is to have a policeman standing behind u while u grit your teeth with the condoms on the car??....ooooooooooooook...I guess that makes me wanna go out there and protect myself from getting females pregnant and catching diseases. ..I was being sarcastic if you didn't know.lol. Anyways..you already know the people working photoshop already altered the picture to suit ...Lil Wayne's lifestyle..lol.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Role Models Movie
Funniest movie I have seen in a while ..I'll give it a B in the grading system
Watch it here...
http://www.wisevid.com/view_video.php?viewkey=cc7196161261972daa59#
Friday, June 12, 2009
New Music Vids this week...
The Alchemist ft Maxwell & Twista- The Smile
Young Jeezy-Dead or Alive
Yung La-Futuristic Love
Yo Gotti-Shoot Off..(Pick that CM2 Mixtape NOW)
Young Jeezy-I get alot that (Remix)
Jadakiss ft Swizz Beatz and OJ Da Juiceman-Whos Real
Young Jeezy-Dead or Alive
Yung La-Futuristic Love
Yo Gotti-Shoot Off..(Pick that CM2 Mixtape NOW)
Young Jeezy-I get alot that (Remix)
Jadakiss ft Swizz Beatz and OJ Da Juiceman-Whos Real
Lil Twist ft Mack Maine & Lil Wayne- Lets Chill
Here's another new song from Young Money member Lil Twist. "Let's Chill" is something for the ladies, it features Lil Wayne & Mack Maine. Give it a listen and download it if you're feelin it.
Download
http://www.zshare.net/audio/61213524d6da8ce7/
Download
http://www.zshare.net/audio/61213524d6da8ce7/
I LMFAO when music celebrities are on stage and fall....
It just entertains me to see people make mistakes and know that at the end of the day everyone will know about it.
Jazmine Sullivan
Lil Wayne
Beyonce
Michelle
Akon
Jazmine Sullivan
Lil Wayne
Beyonce
Michelle
Akon
Throw $ in my face ...you will get smacked..
Pitbull smacks a bamma who gets on stage and throws money at him..watch the 1:06 mark...I like how he just keeps rapping ...like nothing ever happened.
LIL WAYNE WANTED?????
Its sad that a mom put this on craigslist..whats even worse is that her kid is blind and she thinks she can trick him.Here is the ad mom from Washington, DC posted on Craigslit today (Friday June 12th 2009)
My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
Wayne if you read us! You now what to do! lol
*Dead* at the "Young Money Baby!" Line
READ THE WHOLE THING @
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/1218083689.html
My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
Wayne if you read us! You now what to do! lol
*Dead* at the "Young Money Baby!" Line
READ THE WHOLE THING @
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/1218083689.html
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Phil Adé-Going Off
Some of you know Phil for his song "Replay" thats currently rockin on the radio..some of you know him as the kid who came out of nowhere and shut the Wale and X.O. concert down at 9:30 well now Phil Ade leaks the first track off of his upcoming mixtape "Starting on JV" that drops July 10th for free via http://368records.com.Crazy beat to just bump ur head to and peep the flow..Cant wait till it comes out ..bet that Ima go up to Commonwealth DC at the release party to cop that shit so I can bump it this summer..newayz catch more Phil ..@ http://myspace.com/philade301
Download : http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KIYON1ZK
LIL WAYNE FT GUCCI MANE-WE BE STEADY MOBBIN
I NEVER SAW I WOULD SEE THE DAY WHEN 2 OF THE GREATEST MIXTAPE ARTISTS EVER GOT ON A TRACK TOGETHER..ITS 4 IN THE AM..AND I KEEP REPLAYING THE SONG CUZ I FEEL LIKE
"Futurstic hand gun, if u act foul u get 2 shots and 1"-Lil Wayne
Download
http://sharebee.com/11aabe8d
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Raheem DeVaughn-Try Again Music Vid
So I was randomly surfing the internet..and went to Tabi Bonney's profile on vimeo..and he had the video for Raheem DeVaughn's song "Try Again" ..it was actually my favorite jam on his 2008 album "Love Behind the Melody." Yeah Im a little late ..it was up 2 months ago..but I dont care..I mean ur probably still going to watch it..lol. Shoutout to Raheem DeVaughn Phil Ade and the whole 368 Records.
Raheem DeVaughn - Try Again from tabi Bonney on Vimeo.
WHY CANT I FIND A FUCKIN JOB!
Ok today I did my 15th job application..yes you heard right..15th. 
I have went to D.C. looking for jobs..and random places in MD i wouldn't even let my child work at(if I had one). One of the issues is that I have worked since I was 15 and all the jobs I have held have paid me more then $9 and hour. Well except for Macy's and that was 8.75 ..it was a winter break job...so they worked the shit out of me so I was straight with it. Newayz..all the jobs in my area in PG County are jobs that dont pay much..and I cant survive on these low paying jobs. Kohls was talkin about starting at like 7 dollars.. I was like 
Becuz there is a certain amount of money I need to make so I can pay my school tuition, pay $ to my parents ..and just regular money to survive. Most of my experience is retail as a cashier so I have applied at a rack of different stores..I have been a admin assistant before..so I sent out my resume to some offices..I even applied to a hospital..at this point in time ..Im sitting here waiting for these jobs to call me back..after 3 weeks of waiting Im really losing patience..Im not used to waiting this long for a job and I like $$$ way too much to be sittin on my ass..this shit got me 
so pray for me ....cuz this job isn't a want..its a need.
I have went to D.C. looking for jobs..and random places in MD i wouldn't even let my child work at(if I had one). One of the issues is that I have worked since I was 15 and all the jobs I have held have paid me more then $9 and hour. Well except for Macy's and that was 8.75 ..it was a winter break job...so they worked the shit out of me so I was straight with it. Newayz..all the jobs in my area in PG County are jobs that dont pay much..and I cant survive on these low paying jobs. Kohls was talkin about starting at like 7 dollars.. I was like Becuz there is a certain amount of money I need to make so I can pay my school tuition, pay $ to my parents ..and just regular money to survive. Most of my experience is retail as a cashier so I have applied at a rack of different stores..I have been a admin assistant before..so I sent out my resume to some offices..I even applied to a hospital..at this point in time ..Im sitting here waiting for these jobs to call me back..after 3 weeks of waiting Im really losing patience..Im not used to waiting this long for a job and I like $$$ way too much to be sittin on my ass..this shit got me so pray for me ....cuz this job isn't a want..its a need.
DJ Drama/Skee Presents R.Kelly : The Demo Tape
Well this new mixtape kinda proves that Trey wrong. Kellz might be gettin old ...but he still can shit on niggas when he wants...go head and cop this good ass mixtape..
1.Intro
2.Kelly's 12 Play (remix)
3.Club 2 A Bedroom
4.Disrespect My Shorty
5.Fu*k Every Girl
6.Best I Ever Had
7.Bangin The Headboard
8.Pus*y Cry
9.Love Lockdown (remix)
10.Superman High
11.Turnin Me On
12.Turn My Swag On
13.Supa Dupa Man
14.Tip the Waiter
15.Birthday Sex (remix)
16.Making Me Wanna
17.Move If You Want
18.Chopped N Skrewed
Download
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SCCGWJ4A
1.Intro
2.Kelly's 12 Play (remix)
3.Club 2 A Bedroom
4.Disrespect My Shorty
5.Fu*k Every Girl
6.Best I Ever Had
7.Bangin The Headboard
8.Pus*y Cry
9.Love Lockdown (remix)
10.Superman High
11.Turnin Me On
12.Turn My Swag On
13.Supa Dupa Man
14.Tip the Waiter
15.Birthday Sex (remix)
16.Making Me Wanna
17.Move If You Want
18.Chopped N Skrewed
Download
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SCCGWJ4A
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Trey Songz dissing Kellz??
Yup..why not start the summer off right with some "BEEF" ..lol..using the instrumental for Jay-Z: Death of Auto-tune ..they boy Songz switches it up and does .. DEATH OF KELLZ
Monday, June 8, 2009
Kanye ft Big Sean-Glenwood
U know damn well Kanye couldn't sit back and let Jay take the limelight with the D.O.A. track he let out this weekend..so tonight at 8:00.So Sir Louie the King Jr leaked something for the masses..
Download
http://www.reverbnation.com/controller/audio_player/download_song/2082727
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Trey Songz ft Drake -Invented Sex
Just leaked this weekend...enjoy
Download
http://www.reverbnation.com/controller/audio_player/download_song/2079743
WTF OF THE WEEK.
T-PAIN SHOWS US HIS NEW CHAIN VIA TWITTER....NIGGAS LIKE THIS ..U JUST WISH SOME MC HAMMER TYPE SHIT ON EM...LOL.
Gucci Mane-Wonderful
The Icy Boy gives you some more heat for your stereo.
Wonderful Download
http://www.zshare.net/audio/61068452105e391c/
Crips and Bloods Made in America Movie download
Directed by critically acclaimed documentary filmmaker Stacy Peralta and Executive Produced by NBA star Baron Davis and Silicon Valley entrepreneur Stephen Luczo, CRIPS AND BLOODS: MADE IN AMERICA tells the story of the Crips and Bloods, South Los Angeles’ two most infamous African-American gangs.
Combining unprecedented access into the worlds of active gangs, CRIPS AND BLOODS: MADE IN AMERICA offers a compelling, character-driven documentary narrative which chronicles the decades-long cycle of destruction and despair that defines modern gang cult.
Download:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PW4L3B93
Jay-Z : Death of Auto-tune
The boy Hov gives you some slight shit as you wait for his album to come on September 11th...
http://usershare.net/4aulux6eh6mi
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
As the Kobe vs Lebron saga finally comes 2 a close...
Lets look back on all the Nike commercials that hyped up what was to never be seen....Kobe vs Lebron...(shoutout to C-black)
Lil Wayne- Kobe Bryant
Lil Wayne went in the studio yesterday and recorded a ode to Kobe Bryant.....after wearing a Dwayne Wade sticker and being in a Lebron commerical..I feel hes just tryna get face time..but who am I to call it like it is ??? lol.
Download
http://sharebee.com/75f88080
Download
http://sharebee.com/75f88080
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Complex 69 Most "Pause-Worthy" Lyrics in Hip Hop
Pause (pôz) intj. 1. An interjection used to acknowledge or clarify an unintentional erotic, or homo-erotic, double-entendre. Not to be confused with its popular heterosexual counterpart “That’s What She Said.”
With that being said here is the 69 Most Pausable list of lines by Mc's ...which I hope was never intended to be gay but ..I mean some of these lines ..really make me wonder like wtf were you thinking when you wrote this ...but anyways here we go..brought to you by http://www.complex.com
69. “Baby boy, go hire a squadron / My crib got more poles than a fire department.”
-Cam’ron “Cookies & Apple Juice”
68. “I should have blown this mic like I said I might / Got the force of 20 men like a Jedi Knight.”
-Kwamé “The Rhythm”
67. “Dick suckin’ lips, why won’t you let the late great veteran live?”
-Nas “Ether”
66. “Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it / Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it.”
-The Sugarhill Gang “Apache”
65. “Young Juiceman, he a flamer!”
-OJ Da Juiceman from Red Cafe’s “Hottest In Da Hood” (Remix)
64. “My ex-girl’s got balls”
-Guru, “Ex To the Next”
63. “Look you dead in the face / Now tell me how good does it taste”
-Rick Ross “Hustlin (Remix)”
62. “I’ll fuck Rupaul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitches”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “Dreams”
61. “It’s hot on my block, somebody turn the fan on / I’ve been paid, I’m just tryin to turn my mans on.”
-Slim Thug “I Run”
60. “Eat you inside out like stress…You hear my voice, you see my face, you know my name / I take it out your ass and charge it to the game”
-Keith Murray from Def Squad’s “No Guest List”
59. “Suck my dick! / And all you niggas that’s been to jail before know it’s about to get thick / Let’s get it on baby.”
-DMX “What’s My Name”
58. “Man down, Man down, Man down. Lay the fuck down!”
-Mobb Deep “Man Down”
57. “You can miss me with that ‘he can’t rap’ shit / Tell them faggot ass niggas to wrap they lips around my dick”
-Young Jeezy “Top Back (Remix)”
56. “I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece”
-Nas “One Love”
55. “Picture me payin’ for pussy when the dick’s for free / Hey now! Where my niggaz at?”
-2Pac “Thug Nature” / “Niggaz Nature (Remix)”
54. “I relieve rappers just like Tylenol”
-Big Daddy Kane “Raw”
53. “How do it feel, to hold my dick in public? / Cock-blower…”
-Prodigy “Keep it Thoro”
52. “That light-skinned brother with mad shaft up your fuckin ass.”
-Redman “Tonight’s Da Night (Remix)”
51. “Cause we they leaders, and they the followers / And we the nut-busters and they the swallowers’”
-Kanye West “Gossip Files”
50. “The boys in the hood are always hard.”
-Eazy-E “Boyz In The Hood”
49. “I get in butt styles like a hard up homosexual”
-Tajai from Del’s “Burnt”
48.“Swimming in my Daddy’s big nuts”
-Grand Puba from Brand Nubian’s “Step To The Rear”
47.“So inane—I cause Colon Blow pain”
-El-P “Linda Tripp”
46.“Fuck it, throw the eight in your mouth”
-Sean Price from Heltah Skeltah’s “Twinz” (2008
45.“If ya gal look fine you better hide the bitch / Cause if I find her I’ma fuckin make her suck my dick / That goes for your momma and your sister too / And if I’m locked down, then hell, that shit might go for you / Don’t try to get no false nuts, I take ‘em sucker.”
-Pimp C from UGK’s “Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride”
44.“Gap teeth in your mouth, so my dick’s gotsta fit”
—Dr. Dre “Fuckin’ Wit’ Dre Day”
43.“Don’t they know my nigga Gutta fuckin’ kidnap kids? / Fuck ‘em in the ass, throw ‘em over the bridge”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “What’s Beef”
42.“Better believe that, whenever I see y’all I’ma test ya / Only cause I know that faggots respect pressure”
-Jadakiss on Fat Joe’s “John Blaze”
41.“Been there, done that / Sold crack, got jacked / Got shot, came back / Jumped on Dre’s back!”
-The Game “Westside Story”
40.“You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy’s dick”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “Me & My Bitch”
39.“Everybody freeze, on ya knees, butt naked please”
-Ice Cube “Bow Down”
38.[N] Son who laced you with the ill haircut?
[A] Lenny, he blessed me with the sharp blade, that nigga’s paid
[N] He make a pretty penny
[A] Fo’sho, you hurt ‘em with the new Prada’s (true)
[A] Check mines they royal blue
[N] My shits is baby blue
[A] They powder blue (yo’ shits is hotter)
[A] You hotter with them frames on
[N] Nigga you James Bond, and you stay low
[A] Y’know my style babe bro (yeah, make dough)
[N] Manicure, facial, face glow
[A] Fuck it, if you say so.”
-Nas and AZ “The Essence”
37.“Muthafucka, I’ll rip your butthole out of place!”
-DMX “Top Shotter”
36.“Week before that, I was out in Italy/Italian heart-throbs could not get rid of me”
-Pharrell from Clipse’s “Mr. Me Too”
35.“You the tightest muthafucka let me find out / When I pull mines out / I could gaffle Mr. Keebler for all his Chips Ahoy out the Choc Town House”
-Redman from Def Squad’s “No Guest List”
#34:“I might dick in ya ass quick fast like my name was Flash / When a nigga try to rob me for my cash.”
-Lord Jamar “Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down”
33.“Flamboyant For Life!”
-Big L “Flamboyant”
32.“Let me get some action from the back section”
-The Beastie Boys “Body Movin’”
31.“I got a Bill in my mouth like Hillary Rodham”
-Ali from Nelly’s “Grillz”
30.“Soul’s escaping through this hole that is gaping”
-Eminem “Lose Yourself”
29.“All through the hood, I’m grippin’ wood and blowin’ pine”
-Paul Wall from Chingo Bling’s “Southside Thang”
28.“When you awaken, your manhood will be taken.”
-Big Pun “You Ain’t A Killer”
27.“Finger near a nigga asshole like WHOA!”
-Black Rob “Whoa
26.“Brothers think I’m dissing, but I’m really on the dicks/Look into my album, kid, you’ll see all the flicks”
-Dres on Showbiz & AG’s “Bounce To This”
25. “You can call me gay or a tutti-frutti / But I won’t touch it until I know whose booty”
-Erick Sermon “Who’s Booty”
24.“Hearin you out is senseless, perhaps for instance / I give this faggot a french kiss”
-Jadakiss “Last Dayz”
23.“I handle homos solo”
-Rick Ross “Push Em Over The Ledge”
22.“Where you want it: head or gut? / It’s best to keep your mouth shut / I turn your body over, I put it in your fucking butt / Yeah, I’m here and i’m ready to attack, mess around and get a 5 1/2 up in that ass crack / And it’s just about the right size, to rupture your nut, to make your ding-a-ling not rise!”
-Malik from Illegal “Head or Gut”
21.“Yayo, bring the condoms, I’m in room 203″
-50 Cent “Piggy Bank”
20.“We can settle this like some grown men on the concrete floor”
-Prodigy “Right Back At You
19.“All black Maybach, sitting in the asshole”
-Lil Wayne from Rick Ross’s “Maybach Music 2
18.“Now put them on the arm that pertrudes like a stick / And live up to your name, Mista Lawnge Sugar Dick.”
-Q-Tip from “La Menage” by Black Sheep
17.“Gotta get some new cock (new cock new cock new cock)”
-N2Deep “Back 2 The Hotel”
16.“I’d do it to you cats for a large amount/And when the beef come, you know where it’ll be found.”
-Mase “Only You (Remix)”
15.“You wet who I want wetted, I’ll wet who you want wetted / Any nigga can get it—a favor for a favor.”
-Nas “Favor For A Favor” (featuring Scarface)
14.“Niggas tried to holla, but couldn’t holla back / Now they gots to swallow, everything in the sack.”
-DMX “Go To Sleep”
13.“I’ma bang on bitch boy, set it off, start it / Me, Snoop and Daz bangin’ on the blue carpet”
-Kurupt from Tha Dogg Pound’s “Cali Iz Activ
12.“I’ve been patiently waiting to blow!”
-50 Cent “Back Down”
11.“Just cause niggas get behind you don’t mean they got your back / Beware of the serpent…”
-Xzibit “Foundation”
10.“Niggaz press they luck and they get a buttfuckin’ / Straight up the ass, raw dog with the rash / And I don’t fuck wit the condoms.”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “The Wickedest”
09.“Yeah, this a man’s world, pricks, no broads allowed / All my niggaz with that raw allowed / All my niggaz with they fours allowed / Who won’t hesitate to bang a nigga—right in between they brows”
-Beanie Sigel “Man’s World”
08.“Brothers keep asking Ice Cube, ‘Yo, when will you bust?’ / They surround me and make a big fuss”
-Ice Cube “Get Off My Dick And Tell Your Bitch To Come Here”
07.“Betta believe I buttfuck MC’s from the rear”
-Pharoahe Monch from OK’s “Bring it On”
06.Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man before / But you gon be the first you little trick ass hoe / Then you can tell me just how it taste / But before I nut, I shoot some piss in your face”
-DJ Quik “Dollaz and Sense”
05.“Male groupies gettin’ shaky when I come from the rear.”
-Redman “Yesh, Yesh Y’all”
04.“You ain’t heard that we swallow guys?”
-Pharrell from NERD’s “Rockstar
03.“My theory is fuck it / Sexy niggas get abducted”
-Fredro Starr from Onyx’s “Last Dayz”
02.You might got more cash than me / But you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me.”
-Canibus “2nd Round Knock Out
01.“Yo Duke, you’re dead wrong; you’ll never have the skills like mine
I write the ill type rhymes now I’m reaching my prime
360 dunk in your face*
You can’t compete, you’re just a basket case
Let’s separate the men from the boys*
And put your money where your mouth is*, no time for toys*
Your game is weak you geek so don’t sleep
Cause I’ll be checkin ya, wreckin ya*, when I start to creep
through the backdoor* - I know I caught you out there*
You got no clout here, and I doubt there
Is anyway that you can stop the beat down
You better play the background*, and sit back down
Chumps like you, I gotta keep ‘em in line
So prepare to suffer boy*, cause now you’re mine*
I’ll fake you left and go right, straight down the lane*
Here’s one in your eye*; you’ll feel pain*
You strain* - to put together some strategy
But you’re raggedy, and i’ll be glad to see
The frown on your grill when I drill and thrill**
Set up my offense, commence to kill
I’ll be leadin from beginnin to end
And after I pound ya, you’re gonna wanna make friends*
And make amends for the silly, trash you were talking
Take a walk and your shots I’m swattin*
with ease, and the ladies are swoonin
Clockin my swiftness, while you’re droolin*
You oughtta practice up and get your game refined
I’ve been waitin to dog you*, and now you’re mine*
Hurry up sucker, go ahead and pick your squad
Try to play hard*… but I’ma rob
You of your crazy notions to defeat me
You’re weak see, I’m rough hardcore*
And even be down to give you a rematch*
After I wax and tax that butt**
When I slam the alley-oop, you can rally troops
But I’ll play the awesome defense
I’ll pick your pocket*, and send you to the bench
With tears in your eyes as you realize the prize is for me*
Yes all the money
Son, my form is too nice*, my handle’s precise*
I’ll take you right or go left
Because my game’s so def, and now you’re mine*”
-Guru from Gang Starr’s “Now You’re
With that being said here is the 69 Most Pausable list of lines by Mc's ...which I hope was never intended to be gay but ..I mean some of these lines ..really make me wonder like wtf were you thinking when you wrote this ...but anyways here we go..brought to you by http://www.complex.com
69. “Baby boy, go hire a squadron / My crib got more poles than a fire department.”
-Cam’ron “Cookies & Apple Juice”
68. “I should have blown this mic like I said I might / Got the force of 20 men like a Jedi Knight.”
-Kwamé “The Rhythm”
67. “Dick suckin’ lips, why won’t you let the late great veteran live?”
-Nas “Ether”
66. “Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it / Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it.”
-The Sugarhill Gang “Apache”
65. “Young Juiceman, he a flamer!”
-OJ Da Juiceman from Red Cafe’s “Hottest In Da Hood” (Remix)
64. “My ex-girl’s got balls”
-Guru, “Ex To the Next”
63. “Look you dead in the face / Now tell me how good does it taste”
-Rick Ross “Hustlin (Remix)”
62. “I’ll fuck Rupaul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitches”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “Dreams”
61. “It’s hot on my block, somebody turn the fan on / I’ve been paid, I’m just tryin to turn my mans on.”
-Slim Thug “I Run”
60. “Eat you inside out like stress…You hear my voice, you see my face, you know my name / I take it out your ass and charge it to the game”
-Keith Murray from Def Squad’s “No Guest List”
59. “Suck my dick! / And all you niggas that’s been to jail before know it’s about to get thick / Let’s get it on baby.”
-DMX “What’s My Name”
58. “Man down, Man down, Man down. Lay the fuck down!”
-Mobb Deep “Man Down”
57. “You can miss me with that ‘he can’t rap’ shit / Tell them faggot ass niggas to wrap they lips around my dick”
-Young Jeezy “Top Back (Remix)”
56. “I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece”
-Nas “One Love”
55. “Picture me payin’ for pussy when the dick’s for free / Hey now! Where my niggaz at?”
-2Pac “Thug Nature” / “Niggaz Nature (Remix)”
54. “I relieve rappers just like Tylenol”
-Big Daddy Kane “Raw”
53. “How do it feel, to hold my dick in public? / Cock-blower…”
-Prodigy “Keep it Thoro”
52. “That light-skinned brother with mad shaft up your fuckin ass.”
-Redman “Tonight’s Da Night (Remix)”
51. “Cause we they leaders, and they the followers / And we the nut-busters and they the swallowers’”
-Kanye West “Gossip Files”
50. “The boys in the hood are always hard.”
-Eazy-E “Boyz In The Hood”
49. “I get in butt styles like a hard up homosexual”
-Tajai from Del’s “Burnt”
48.“Swimming in my Daddy’s big nuts”
-Grand Puba from Brand Nubian’s “Step To The Rear”
47.“So inane—I cause Colon Blow pain”
-El-P “Linda Tripp”
46.“Fuck it, throw the eight in your mouth”
-Sean Price from Heltah Skeltah’s “Twinz” (2008
45.“If ya gal look fine you better hide the bitch / Cause if I find her I’ma fuckin make her suck my dick / That goes for your momma and your sister too / And if I’m locked down, then hell, that shit might go for you / Don’t try to get no false nuts, I take ‘em sucker.”
-Pimp C from UGK’s “Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride”
44.“Gap teeth in your mouth, so my dick’s gotsta fit”
—Dr. Dre “Fuckin’ Wit’ Dre Day”
43.“Don’t they know my nigga Gutta fuckin’ kidnap kids? / Fuck ‘em in the ass, throw ‘em over the bridge”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “What’s Beef”
42.“Better believe that, whenever I see y’all I’ma test ya / Only cause I know that faggots respect pressure”
-Jadakiss on Fat Joe’s “John Blaze”
41.“Been there, done that / Sold crack, got jacked / Got shot, came back / Jumped on Dre’s back!”
-The Game “Westside Story”
40.“You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy’s dick”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “Me & My Bitch”
39.“Everybody freeze, on ya knees, butt naked please”
-Ice Cube “Bow Down”
38.[N] Son who laced you with the ill haircut?
[A] Lenny, he blessed me with the sharp blade, that nigga’s paid
[N] He make a pretty penny
[A] Fo’sho, you hurt ‘em with the new Prada’s (true)
[A] Check mines they royal blue
[N] My shits is baby blue
[A] They powder blue (yo’ shits is hotter)
[A] You hotter with them frames on
[N] Nigga you James Bond, and you stay low
[A] Y’know my style babe bro (yeah, make dough)
[N] Manicure, facial, face glow
[A] Fuck it, if you say so.”
-Nas and AZ “The Essence”
37.“Muthafucka, I’ll rip your butthole out of place!”
-DMX “Top Shotter”
36.“Week before that, I was out in Italy/Italian heart-throbs could not get rid of me”
-Pharrell from Clipse’s “Mr. Me Too”
35.“You the tightest muthafucka let me find out / When I pull mines out / I could gaffle Mr. Keebler for all his Chips Ahoy out the Choc Town House”
-Redman from Def Squad’s “No Guest List”
#34:“I might dick in ya ass quick fast like my name was Flash / When a nigga try to rob me for my cash.”
-Lord Jamar “Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down”
33.“Flamboyant For Life!”
-Big L “Flamboyant”
32.“Let me get some action from the back section”
-The Beastie Boys “Body Movin’”
31.“I got a Bill in my mouth like Hillary Rodham”
-Ali from Nelly’s “Grillz”
30.“Soul’s escaping through this hole that is gaping”
-Eminem “Lose Yourself”
29.“All through the hood, I’m grippin’ wood and blowin’ pine”
-Paul Wall from Chingo Bling’s “Southside Thang”
28.“When you awaken, your manhood will be taken.”
-Big Pun “You Ain’t A Killer”
27.“Finger near a nigga asshole like WHOA!”
-Black Rob “Whoa
26.“Brothers think I’m dissing, but I’m really on the dicks/Look into my album, kid, you’ll see all the flicks”
-Dres on Showbiz & AG’s “Bounce To This”
25. “You can call me gay or a tutti-frutti / But I won’t touch it until I know whose booty”
-Erick Sermon “Who’s Booty”
24.“Hearin you out is senseless, perhaps for instance / I give this faggot a french kiss”
-Jadakiss “Last Dayz”
23.“I handle homos solo”
-Rick Ross “Push Em Over The Ledge”
22.“Where you want it: head or gut? / It’s best to keep your mouth shut / I turn your body over, I put it in your fucking butt / Yeah, I’m here and i’m ready to attack, mess around and get a 5 1/2 up in that ass crack / And it’s just about the right size, to rupture your nut, to make your ding-a-ling not rise!”
-Malik from Illegal “Head or Gut”
21.“Yayo, bring the condoms, I’m in room 203″
-50 Cent “Piggy Bank”
20.“We can settle this like some grown men on the concrete floor”
-Prodigy “Right Back At You
19.“All black Maybach, sitting in the asshole”
-Lil Wayne from Rick Ross’s “Maybach Music 2
18.“Now put them on the arm that pertrudes like a stick / And live up to your name, Mista Lawnge Sugar Dick.”
-Q-Tip from “La Menage” by Black Sheep
17.“Gotta get some new cock (new cock new cock new cock)”
-N2Deep “Back 2 The Hotel”
16.“I’d do it to you cats for a large amount/And when the beef come, you know where it’ll be found.”
-Mase “Only You (Remix)”
15.“You wet who I want wetted, I’ll wet who you want wetted / Any nigga can get it—a favor for a favor.”
-Nas “Favor For A Favor” (featuring Scarface)
14.“Niggas tried to holla, but couldn’t holla back / Now they gots to swallow, everything in the sack.”
-DMX “Go To Sleep”
13.“I’ma bang on bitch boy, set it off, start it / Me, Snoop and Daz bangin’ on the blue carpet”
-Kurupt from Tha Dogg Pound’s “Cali Iz Activ
12.“I’ve been patiently waiting to blow!”
-50 Cent “Back Down”
11.“Just cause niggas get behind you don’t mean they got your back / Beware of the serpent…”
-Xzibit “Foundation”
10.“Niggaz press they luck and they get a buttfuckin’ / Straight up the ass, raw dog with the rash / And I don’t fuck wit the condoms.”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “The Wickedest”
09.“Yeah, this a man’s world, pricks, no broads allowed / All my niggaz with that raw allowed / All my niggaz with they fours allowed / Who won’t hesitate to bang a nigga—right in between they brows”
-Beanie Sigel “Man’s World”
08.“Brothers keep asking Ice Cube, ‘Yo, when will you bust?’ / They surround me and make a big fuss”
-Ice Cube “Get Off My Dick And Tell Your Bitch To Come Here”
07.“Betta believe I buttfuck MC’s from the rear”
-Pharoahe Monch from OK’s “Bring it On”
06.Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man before / But you gon be the first you little trick ass hoe / Then you can tell me just how it taste / But before I nut, I shoot some piss in your face”
-DJ Quik “Dollaz and Sense”
05.“Male groupies gettin’ shaky when I come from the rear.”
-Redman “Yesh, Yesh Y’all”
04.“You ain’t heard that we swallow guys?”
-Pharrell from NERD’s “Rockstar
03.“My theory is fuck it / Sexy niggas get abducted”
-Fredro Starr from Onyx’s “Last Dayz”
02.You might got more cash than me / But you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me.”
-Canibus “2nd Round Knock Out
01.“Yo Duke, you’re dead wrong; you’ll never have the skills like mine
I write the ill type rhymes now I’m reaching my prime
360 dunk in your face*
You can’t compete, you’re just a basket case
Let’s separate the men from the boys*
And put your money where your mouth is*, no time for toys*
Your game is weak you geek so don’t sleep
Cause I’ll be checkin ya, wreckin ya*, when I start to creep
through the backdoor* - I know I caught you out there*
You got no clout here, and I doubt there
Is anyway that you can stop the beat down
You better play the background*, and sit back down
Chumps like you, I gotta keep ‘em in line
So prepare to suffer boy*, cause now you’re mine*
I’ll fake you left and go right, straight down the lane*
Here’s one in your eye*; you’ll feel pain*
You strain* - to put together some strategy
But you’re raggedy, and i’ll be glad to see
The frown on your grill when I drill and thrill**
Set up my offense, commence to kill
I’ll be leadin from beginnin to end
And after I pound ya, you’re gonna wanna make friends*
And make amends for the silly, trash you were talking
Take a walk and your shots I’m swattin*
with ease, and the ladies are swoonin
Clockin my swiftness, while you’re droolin*
You oughtta practice up and get your game refined
I’ve been waitin to dog you*, and now you’re mine*
Hurry up sucker, go ahead and pick your squad
Try to play hard*… but I’ma rob
You of your crazy notions to defeat me
You’re weak see, I’m rough hardcore*
And even be down to give you a rematch*
After I wax and tax that butt**
When I slam the alley-oop, you can rally troops
But I’ll play the awesome defense
I’ll pick your pocket*, and send you to the bench
With tears in your eyes as you realize the prize is for me*
Yes all the money
Son, my form is too nice*, my handle’s precise*
I’ll take you right or go left
Because my game’s so def, and now you’re mine*”
-Guru from Gang Starr’s “Now You’re
Monday, June 1, 2009
GLC's Verse from Spaceship (Music Vid)
Glc's verse from the lost video for Kanye's Spaceship from 2004's Classic album "The College Dropout"
This was actually my favorite song on the album..it touched on so many situations that go down in ones life while workin a shitty job.
This was actually my favorite song on the album..it touched on so many situations that go down in ones life while workin a shitty job.
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