With that being said here is the 69 Most Pausable list of lines by Mc's ...which I hope was never intended to be gay but ..I mean some of these lines ..really make me wonder like wtf were you thinking when you wrote this ...but anyways here we go..brought to you by http://www.complex.com
69. “Baby boy, go hire a squadron / My crib got more poles than a fire department.”
-Cam’ron “Cookies & Apple Juice”
68. “I should have blown this mic like I said I might / Got the force of 20 men like a Jedi Knight.”
-Kwamé “The Rhythm”
67. “Dick suckin’ lips, why won’t you let the late great veteran live?”
-Nas “Ether”
66. “Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it / Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it.”
-The Sugarhill Gang “Apache”
65. “Young Juiceman, he a flamer!”
-OJ Da Juiceman from Red Cafe’s “Hottest In Da Hood” (Remix)
64. “My ex-girl’s got balls”
-Guru, “Ex To the Next”
63. “Look you dead in the face / Now tell me how good does it taste”
-Rick Ross “Hustlin (Remix)”
62. “I’ll fuck Rupaul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitches”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “Dreams”
61. “It’s hot on my block, somebody turn the fan on / I’ve been paid, I’m just tryin to turn my mans on.”
-Slim Thug “I Run”
60. “Eat you inside out like stress…You hear my voice, you see my face, you know my name / I take it out your ass and charge it to the game”
-Keith Murray from Def Squad’s “No Guest List”
59. “Suck my dick! / And all you niggas that’s been to jail before know it’s about to get thick / Let’s get it on baby.”
-DMX “What’s My Name”
58. “Man down, Man down, Man down. Lay the fuck down!”
-Mobb Deep “Man Down”
57. “You can miss me with that ‘he can’t rap’ shit / Tell them faggot ass niggas to wrap they lips around my dick”
-Young Jeezy “Top Back (Remix)”
56. “I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece”
-Nas “One Love”
55. “Picture me payin’ for pussy when the dick’s for free / Hey now! Where my niggaz at?”
-2Pac “Thug Nature” / “Niggaz Nature (Remix)”
54. “I relieve rappers just like Tylenol”
-Big Daddy Kane “Raw”
53. “How do it feel, to hold my dick in public? / Cock-blower…”
-Prodigy “Keep it Thoro”
52. “That light-skinned brother with mad shaft up your fuckin ass.”
-Redman “Tonight’s Da Night (Remix)”
51. “Cause we they leaders, and they the followers / And we the nut-busters and they the swallowers’”
-Kanye West “Gossip Files”
50. “The boys in the hood are always hard.”
-Eazy-E “Boyz In The Hood”
49. “I get in butt styles like a hard up homosexual”
-Tajai from Del’s “Burnt”
48.“Swimming in my Daddy’s big nuts”
-Grand Puba from Brand Nubian’s “Step To The Rear”
47.“So inane—I cause Colon Blow pain”
-El-P “Linda Tripp”
46.“Fuck it, throw the eight in your mouth”
-Sean Price from Heltah Skeltah’s “Twinz” (2008
45.“If ya gal look fine you better hide the bitch / Cause if I find her I’ma fuckin make her suck my dick / That goes for your momma and your sister too / And if I’m locked down, then hell, that shit might go for you / Don’t try to get no false nuts, I take ‘em sucker.”
-Pimp C from UGK’s “Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride”
44.“Gap teeth in your mouth, so my dick’s gotsta fit”
—Dr. Dre “Fuckin’ Wit’ Dre Day”
43.“Don’t they know my nigga Gutta fuckin’ kidnap kids? / Fuck ‘em in the ass, throw ‘em over the bridge”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “What’s Beef”
42.“Better believe that, whenever I see y’all I’ma test ya / Only cause I know that faggots respect pressure”
-Jadakiss on Fat Joe’s “John Blaze”
41.“Been there, done that / Sold crack, got jacked / Got shot, came back / Jumped on Dre’s back!”
-The Game “Westside Story”
40.“You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy’s dick”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “Me & My Bitch”
39.“Everybody freeze, on ya knees, butt naked please”
-Ice Cube “Bow Down”
38.[N] Son who laced you with the ill haircut?
[A] Lenny, he blessed me with the sharp blade, that nigga’s paid
[N] He make a pretty penny
[A] Fo’sho, you hurt ‘em with the new Prada’s (true)
[A] Check mines they royal blue
[N] My shits is baby blue
[A] They powder blue (yo’ shits is hotter)
[A] You hotter with them frames on
[N] Nigga you James Bond, and you stay low
[A] Y’know my style babe bro (yeah, make dough)
[N] Manicure, facial, face glow
[A] Fuck it, if you say so.”
-Nas and AZ “The Essence”
37.“Muthafucka, I’ll rip your butthole out of place!”
-DMX “Top Shotter”
36.“Week before that, I was out in Italy/Italian heart-throbs could not get rid of me”
-Pharrell from Clipse’s “Mr. Me Too”
35.“You the tightest muthafucka let me find out / When I pull mines out / I could gaffle Mr. Keebler for all his Chips Ahoy out the Choc Town House”
-Redman from Def Squad’s “No Guest List”
#34:“I might dick in ya ass quick fast like my name was Flash / When a nigga try to rob me for my cash.”
-Lord Jamar “Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down”
33.“Flamboyant For Life!”
-Big L “Flamboyant”
32.“Let me get some action from the back section”
-The Beastie Boys “Body Movin’”
31.“I got a Bill in my mouth like Hillary Rodham”
-Ali from Nelly’s “Grillz”
30.“Soul’s escaping through this hole that is gaping”
-Eminem “Lose Yourself”
29.“All through the hood, I’m grippin’ wood and blowin’ pine”
-Paul Wall from Chingo Bling’s “Southside Thang”
28.“When you awaken, your manhood will be taken.”
-Big Pun “You Ain’t A Killer”
27.“Finger near a nigga asshole like WHOA!”
-Black Rob “Whoa
26.“Brothers think I’m dissing, but I’m really on the dicks/Look into my album, kid, you’ll see all the flicks”
-Dres on Showbiz & AG’s “Bounce To This”
25. “You can call me gay or a tutti-frutti / But I won’t touch it until I know whose booty”
-Erick Sermon “Who’s Booty”
24.“Hearin you out is senseless, perhaps for instance / I give this faggot a french kiss”
-Jadakiss “Last Dayz”
23.“I handle homos solo”
-Rick Ross “Push Em Over The Ledge”
22.“Where you want it: head or gut? / It’s best to keep your mouth shut / I turn your body over, I put it in your fucking butt / Yeah, I’m here and i’m ready to attack, mess around and get a 5 1/2 up in that ass crack / And it’s just about the right size, to rupture your nut, to make your ding-a-ling not rise!”
-Malik from Illegal “Head or Gut”
21.“Yayo, bring the condoms, I’m in room 203″
-50 Cent “Piggy Bank”
20.“We can settle this like some grown men on the concrete floor”
-Prodigy “Right Back At You
19.“All black Maybach, sitting in the asshole”
-Lil Wayne from Rick Ross’s “Maybach Music 2
18.“Now put them on the arm that pertrudes like a stick / And live up to your name, Mista Lawnge Sugar Dick.”
-Q-Tip from “La Menage” by Black Sheep
17.“Gotta get some new cock (new cock new cock new cock)”
-N2Deep “Back 2 The Hotel”
16.“I’d do it to you cats for a large amount/And when the beef come, you know where it’ll be found.”
-Mase “Only You (Remix)”
15.“You wet who I want wetted, I’ll wet who you want wetted / Any nigga can get it—a favor for a favor.”
-Nas “Favor For A Favor” (featuring Scarface)
14.“Niggas tried to holla, but couldn’t holla back / Now they gots to swallow, everything in the sack.”
-DMX “Go To Sleep”
13.“I’ma bang on bitch boy, set it off, start it / Me, Snoop and Daz bangin’ on the blue carpet”
-Kurupt from Tha Dogg Pound’s “Cali Iz Activ
12.“I’ve been patiently waiting to blow!”
-50 Cent “Back Down”
11.“Just cause niggas get behind you don’t mean they got your back / Beware of the serpent…”
-Xzibit “Foundation”
10.“Niggaz press they luck and they get a buttfuckin’ / Straight up the ass, raw dog with the rash / And I don’t fuck wit the condoms.”
-The Notorious B.I.G. “The Wickedest”
09.“Yeah, this a man’s world, pricks, no broads allowed / All my niggaz with that raw allowed / All my niggaz with they fours allowed / Who won’t hesitate to bang a nigga—right in between they brows”
-Beanie Sigel “Man’s World”
08.“Brothers keep asking Ice Cube, ‘Yo, when will you bust?’ / They surround me and make a big fuss”
-Ice Cube “Get Off My Dick And Tell Your Bitch To Come Here”
07.“Betta believe I buttfuck MC’s from the rear”
-Pharoahe Monch from OK’s “Bring it On”
06.Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man before / But you gon be the first you little trick ass hoe / Then you can tell me just how it taste / But before I nut, I shoot some piss in your face”
-DJ Quik “Dollaz and Sense”
05.“Male groupies gettin’ shaky when I come from the rear.”
-Redman “Yesh, Yesh Y’all”
04.“You ain’t heard that we swallow guys?”
-Pharrell from NERD’s “Rockstar
03.“My theory is fuck it / Sexy niggas get abducted”
-Fredro Starr from Onyx’s “Last Dayz”
02.You might got more cash than me / But you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me.”
-Canibus “2nd Round Knock Out
01.“Yo Duke, you’re dead wrong; you’ll never have the skills like mine
I write the ill type rhymes now I’m reaching my prime
360 dunk in your face*
You can’t compete, you’re just a basket case
Let’s separate the men from the boys*
And put your money where your mouth is*, no time for toys*
Your game is weak you geek so don’t sleep
Cause I’ll be checkin ya, wreckin ya*, when I start to creep
through the backdoor* - I know I caught you out there*
You got no clout here, and I doubt there
Is anyway that you can stop the beat down
You better play the background*, and sit back down
Chumps like you, I gotta keep ‘em in line
So prepare to suffer boy*, cause now you’re mine*
I’ll fake you left and go right, straight down the lane*
Here’s one in your eye*; you’ll feel pain*
You strain* - to put together some strategy
But you’re raggedy, and i’ll be glad to see
The frown on your grill when I drill and thrill**
Set up my offense, commence to kill
I’ll be leadin from beginnin to end
And after I pound ya, you’re gonna wanna make friends*
And make amends for the silly, trash you were talking
Take a walk and your shots I’m swattin*
with ease, and the ladies are swoonin
Clockin my swiftness, while you’re droolin*
You oughtta practice up and get your game refined
I’ve been waitin to dog you*, and now you’re mine*
Hurry up sucker, go ahead and pick your squad
Try to play hard*… but I’ma rob
You of your crazy notions to defeat me
You’re weak see, I’m rough hardcore*
And even be down to give you a rematch*
After I wax and tax that butt**
When I slam the alley-oop, you can rally troops
But I’ll play the awesome defense
I’ll pick your pocket*, and send you to the bench
With tears in your eyes as you realize the prize is for me*
Yes all the money
Son, my form is too nice*, my handle’s precise*
I’ll take you right or go left
Because my game’s so def, and now you’re mine*”
-Guru from Gang Starr’s “Now You’re
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